The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there's paper in my vomit.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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