Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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