I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We need to feng shui this bitch.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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