I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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