ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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