What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
