there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
