scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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