No, you can still breathe under the balls.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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