If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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