I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
the liver wants what the liver wants
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Im part way to drunk.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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