Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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