8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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