I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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