doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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