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(734): View more from Michigan

she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(253): View more from Washington

sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(404): View more from Georgia

That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you

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(253): View more from Washington

What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

(360): View more from Washington

I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.

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