i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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