we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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