careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
