turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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