Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have demons in me.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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