i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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