From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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