I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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