Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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