Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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