The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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