I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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