I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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