Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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