There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
