do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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