You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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