Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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