I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I forgot how hot balto sounded
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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