yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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