Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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