Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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