still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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