There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
