You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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