There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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