fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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