I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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