I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
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dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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