im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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