Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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