I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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