do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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