i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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