Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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