What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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