is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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