I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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