Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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